FAQs
How does Crabulo.us work?
You give us $600 a month. We give occasional crab pictures to all of your contacts.
What if I just have someone’s phone number but not their email address?
No problem. We will send the crab picture via text message.
This seems too good of a deal to be true. How can you possibly afford to send crabulo.us illustrations to my friends for just $600 a month?
In addition to your $600 monthly fee, we also turn you into money by selling personal data about you to anyone who will pay for it.
Are you the only social media service that monetizes my experience of self?
We are not.
How do you pronounce crabulo.us?
Thanks for asking. We say cra-BUE-loh dot you ess.